Game & Watch.

passing

honestly though? who’ll watch the watchmen?

No, I was always like this.

This is, hands down, the best article IO9 has ever posted. I mean, I don’t want to say you guys should close shop and go home now because you’ll never top this... just know that you’ll never top this.

But can Metroid crawl in this one?

that man has vision.

I think I speak for us all when I say:

We need to build a wall between Krypton and America (not Earth, just America). When Krypton sends people here, they’re not sending their best. Now, I’m sure some of them are good people (Trump is probably a huge fan of Zod and Ursa), but mostly they’re rapists and murderers.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a Joker...

Dead Bath & Beyond

This is gold. Fuck bigots.

“Save Mothra...”

So, in a few words, you really didn’t read this.