Yea, I forgot the #fakenews in my OP to further delineate that it was a jest.

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

For a final touch of embarrassment for UNLV, the Rebels paid Howard University $600,000 to come play in Las Vegas. Ouch.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

I don’t get it, but I have to admit that I love nothing more than petty baseball beef over “unwritten rules.” It’s so fucking stupid, and I just love to watch grown-ass men lose their goddamn minds over whether someone’s bunt challenges their manhood or whether a stolen base when you’re up (or down! Baseball’s weird…

Just meet out in centerfield, boys

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

I’m a Cubs fan, but this is more than a little silly. Making sure the Cardinals have every edge they can get within the framework of the rules (cough Houston hacking cough) is John Mozeliak’s job. It’s not like they’re already eliminated or have no chance of making the playoffs. I don’t see anything wrong,…

Pedro already said he thinks Sale is better than him which is really all I need to hear from the best pitcher I have ever seen.

+1 teleprompter adjustment

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Guess once they left San Diego they didn’t have to stay classy

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

This is absurd. Can you imagine somebody pissing their time away tweeting when they should be doing their damned job?

This seems like a pretty damn subdued article and comment for that effort. Are you and Billy on benzos right now?

It’s weird how hackers always seem to go straight for liking porn tweets

You know those things on the end of your arms, attached at the wrist, with digits and palms?

Anthony Scaramucci?