Quick, everyone vote this one up so that the Jalopnik guys can’t do a slideshow because they are too busy puking!

Chevy Spark... I still think I’d be a good investment to trade my Bimmer in on 3 Sparks.
1 manual “fun car”
1 auto for long trips and the GF
1 Spark EV for my back and forth to work

Ford Ranger. (Not the F150 sized thing that is currently badged as a Ford Ranger)

My city claims to have a major speeding problem, and even I’ll admit that I have observed more people driving too fast in residential/crowded areas than there used to be.

Don’t forget to check the blinker fluid level occasionally. I check mine seasonally.

Guys in ‘69 Chargers drive sensibly because they’re rolling pieces of automotive history.

Guys in 2019 RT/392/Scatpack/SRT/Hellcat Chargers drive like asking for consent is for pussies.

Especially the Bulbous-Assed SUVs. I cannot stand looking at them.

Constipated Cars, Trucks, and SUVs

My husband is a big bearded dude who drives a SuperCrew F-350 with a capper (he’s a contractor). Everyone pegs him as a RWNJ on site and it’s alarming the kind of (ignorant, racist, conspiracy theory, etc.) stuff people feel comfortable saying to him as a result.

THESE!!! any of THESE....

Lifted bro trucks.

SUVs, any and all SUVs.

Well now, that makes more sense. Thanks for the link too.

Uh... “In each motor, the head gasket unit contains “largely similar components”

I saw a Civic at a local dealer, similar, 3 years old 30k miles, and 6k over what they sold for new. After verifying the price, I suggested I would be interested, if he gives me 6k over MSRP for my 2013 as trade. He didnt think that was fair, and I agreed....

Why?

It’s a Dodge, so it’s perpetually in Limp Mode.

So did it make your Pee- pee any bigger?.

Isn’t this another prime example of ‘things you can buy for the price of a fully loaded Camry, but will bankrupt you on the back end?’

I like it. It looks good, and the back window in these types of cars usually doesn’t give much visibility anyway, and with modern backup cameras, I doubt 99% of people with modern cars would even notice.