You don’t fuck with pressure vessels. Also, pure oxy takes basically nothing to combust, just the act of rolling down the windows, or even getting into the car in the first place, could have blown it away if that was the source.

I see Sparks and Mirages everywhere in my small (lower-income) town. Used to be Fiestas and Focuses, but... Basically anyone who doesn’t have jacked-up F150 money, or the luxury of something nice (like my Bimmer, or the few Benzs the folks “up on the hill” drive) has something cheap like a Spark, or something that’s…

I really hope you meant VW Bug eyelashes, because otherwise I need to do some research.

SAME THOUGH! I came home from my vacation thinking “Maybe I should just sell the BMW and buy 2 or 3 sparks?” hahaha!
I could get a manual for my “fun car” a last-gen EV for my DD, and a new automatic for the GF and longer trips. And I could probably park at least 2 of them in the same space that my X4 takes up, haha!

Wait... people actually use Cruise? 

True. Long story short, but I trained a bunch of folks that went on to manage nearby locations, and I did some jobs at a bigger town/city nearby a few times for them when they were short-staffed and they  strait-up refused to let me deliver to certain parts of town because I didn’t carry a knife or gun on me.

If you have the space, they’re not as expensive as you might think for a 2-post.... If you don’t have space or rent... Well... sorry about your luck, I guess.

if you just clean the grime off your bolts and nuts first, and actually seat it the whole way, you don’t round them off :p 

“Being a pizza delivery guy is a terrible job.”

“in this instance, really didn’t pay”
Well it did pay, but it came with side effects.

April is coming up quick... I’d guess the prices went up since this was posted last year, but I’d pay $2k for one, hahaha

Thank you for this... My mug says “teaching sand to think was a mistake” with a picture of a lil CPU on it, and reading this made me realize it’s not where it’s supposed to be... off to find it! 

Those poor kids...

Can we NOT have the GIF of this autoplay on the front page?... I’d intentionally not clicked this article from my RSS reader, not wanting to see this, but without thinking went to the front page to try to figure out why the article about the Lx600 isn’t working to get this blasted into my face :( 

“pair of large desert weasels” Is that what you and David are calling yourselves lately? 

Any used spark for more than $12k is ridiculous, even with 20 miles on it... You can get a brand new one with a stick and limited options for $15k and an absolutely fully-loaded, brand new spark (only option I didn’t select was the $75 “smoker’s package” because fuck smokers) is available at $23,105

Not for everyone, and not everywhere. 

See today’s NP or ND for how wheels ruin a car https://jalopnik.com/at-17-500-is-this-2011-jaguar-xj-luxury-beast-a-beaut-1848371491

I’m color blind and even I can’t stand this... 

The problem (at least in my middle-0f-nowhere town) is that, unless it’s made into a newsworthy event, there usually isn’t consequences for this type of behavior... Doesn’t matter if there’s proof or not, unless it turns into a PR issue for them, the companies don’t care.