Obviously the Ford E-Transit van. You want a truck? get the cutoff or chassis cab and put a bed on the back. You need to haul the kids? It’s a van, just need to install back seats. You wanna hand out free candy and look like a freak? Get the plain cargo-van spec and a can of spray paint. Want to get the equivalent of…

Lucid needs some interior options that won’t end with burning your backside on summer days, and I’ll consider them. Give me white leather interior for the front too, not just the back, dammit! 

Musk couldn’t run for president if he wanted to... at least not in the US. 

A normal person only has the income for one vise. Make it count.

Alright... I’m ending this... $202.50, in cash, right now, take it or leave it. (I assume delivery to PA is included for free right? 😂 )

> “ which, if you have stuff to actually get in your car, can be a huge ass-pain”
Huge missed opportunity to say “a huge pain in the Boot Chute.” I’m disappointed in you Jason.

$202.07! And some pocket lint.

I’ll give you $201. Cash.

Is it just me, or is the whole car actually kinda ugly?
The offset pony in the front grill also upsets me in a way I cannot describe for some reason...

I’m tempted, though... Seems like it would be a fun secondary car. I’ve got a buddy looking for an S4 right now that I just shared this with, and if he doesn’t take it, I might :D

If getting something for free counts as buying, I’ve got one. A 2003 Forester with 194k miles... but not quite for the reason you might expect.... yes the head gasket did go about 5k miles later, and the engine still mixed all of its fluids up and blew itself up only ~15k miles after taking care of that that, but the…

I’ve got fond memories of driving my 2001 Focus Wagon, as it was my “first” car... but not nearly enough to spend that kind of money on any Focus, even if it is much higher-end. This is more than my Bimmer was (used) from a dealer. I’m sure it’s a great car, even my beat-to-crap 2001 automatic was awesome, but it just …

That wouldn’t be hard to do, actually... Cannonballers do the opposite and have switches to keep the tail lights from coming on to avoid Cops noticing the lights when you slow down before a trap. 

I’ve actually taken to passing in the rightmost lane more often than the left lane on the PA Turnpike and Route 70 because it’s more consistently open. it’s infuriating.

<sarcasm> Why would you go and put underglow on the roof? </sarcasm>

As a BMW owner, I can say they’re an expensive upgrade. Usually not worth it :p 

He certainly wasn’t unscathed (roadburn on his entire back from feet to head) but this happened to my dad when I was a child... he was blackout drunk, and his buddies decided to carry him out to his truck and put the keys in anyway... He was thrown out the passenger window as the truck rolled down a hill and the cab…

If you’re not passing, get out of that lane. Also, if you’re ever not in the rightmost lane, and there is even a single car behind you, MOVE OVER. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

“The Firebird is an ugly-ass American muscle car.”
FTFY.
I hate 90s-early 00's styling enough without giant ugly nose holes... Although I also like my X4, so maybe I’m the outlier here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s like people don’t realize that all used cars were new at some point...