@RuckingFetard: Nokia isn't completely abandoning Symbian. All they've stated is that no future N series phones will run Symbian. They are going to continue using in in other model phones. They'll also continue to support it and update the software. While you may have many reason for not wanting to buy an N8 to say…

The iPhone is the new idiot box..

@jupiterthunder: Here.

@B1663R: "We'll leave, but someday you'll be eating a fast-food burger, and boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo."

@D0ct3r: Yes but it was a joke and now you've ruined it. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Who doesn't have two thumbs but sometimes still feels like he does? This guy.

@rtanger: Those lines are actually the scars from his wangectomy.

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!

I never get to the resolution step. It's like I just pull a go directly to resignation card whenever I roll the dice after succumbing to internet rage.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: I am proud that you held out as long as you did when you became a Twitter Quitter however I am also pleased that you returned. Sorry for being an enabler.

Man those crazy Swiss like putting holes in everything. Cheese. The ground. What will they make holes in next??

@Curves: He's sure to return the favor..

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: Imagine if they combined their footwear with their cell phones...

Looks like the standard Con-Ed workers uniform...

I never let anyone else work on my computers...

"Suchon is, as one might guess, unemployed, and apparently spends most of his day playing video games."

Jeep? Huh. I thought Barbie would be driving a Hummer...

Nick Nolte is loking over a new script. Good to see him working again.

You're no daisy Johnny Ringo. You're not daisy at all.

@Yamato: Owen Wilson wasn't available.