Here are the major classifications of non-straight hair.

I agree with you. It’s weird that he only dates VS models who are at least 10 years younger than him.

I’m not hot enough to be as shallow as Leo. I can’t get away with choosing my partners only among people whose job it is to look attractive.

Orlando. He has a charming accent that makes up for that fading face. Plus I will ALWAYS back the dude who punched Justin Bieber in his trifling-ass face. I didn’t know Orly had a little street in him.

Two ladies who’ve had an opportunity to Eat Gilbert Grape have said he sits back to let the lass do all the work.. while enjoying his vape and listening to MGMT through noise canceling headphones. Stars! They are not just like us.

Allegedly Leo puts on headphones, vapes, and listens to MGMT during his marathon sex sessions where VS models are herded in and out of a bedroom on a yacht every year at Cannes in quick succession. Tobey Maguire and the rest of the Pussy Posse get dibs on whoever doesn’t pass muster.

Leo is so gross. It’s not his age or his weight. He just looks like he’d smell like alcohol and stale cigarettes.

I would rather die virgin.

I’m confused here, because (correct me if I’m wrong) I’m pretty sure that there’s an important distinction between “female” and “woman,” i.e. the same distinction there is between “sex” and “gender.” Trans women are women, yes, but not biologically female. Similarly, “female genital mutilation” is the mutilation of a…

It doesn’t merit discussion. Because this article isn’t about male circumcision. Articles about cancer don’t merit discussion about AIDS, because the article isn’t about that. It’s not dismissing AIDS, it’s just not discussing it.

This. Isn’t. About. You.

Goddamn, beets, this is perfect. Thank you.

Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…

Quite the opposite. I love my circumcised penis. LOVE it. Insecure? I’d take a picture of it and post it here if it weren’t against the rules.

I have never seen a thread anywhere about FGM that doesn’t end up swamped with men talking about male circumcision and how convinced they are that their lives have been ruined by it.

You’re right, it shouldn’t be treated as a contest. Which is why when people chime in with “whataboutthis” on every single FGM article that ever existed, they should be righteously told the shut the fuck up and take a seat.

Circumcision doesn’t have anything to do with this. There is absolutely no reason why women can’t have a fucking conversation without being drowned out by men. I am so tired of it that I honestly don’t know what to do.

Quite. It’s why it’s very important that we retire calling genital mutilation “female circumcision”; the life-changing results simply aren’t comparable.