Also, judging from that photo him and the “not tall enough to be a runway model” (5'2") woman he’s engaged to, the balding dork, who thinks he’s god’s gift to women, is maybe 5'8". Can we say delusions of grandeur?

His fiancee had this to say: “When men get to a certain age, they realize that it’s important to meet a life partner that they connect with,” she says. “Looks fade.”

I once lived in New York and now live in Trumplandia. Most days I consider this a regrettable state of affairs, but today is not one of them.

“must be said to be...”

I find it funny that men consider that an important accomplishment/attribute.

I too have a full head worth of hair, but unfortunately it’s all located on my back.

In his defense, he only said he had a full head of hair. He didn’t say he brought it with him.

No man who still has his hair even *mentions* the fact that he still has his hair.

That ain’t a forehead, it’s at least a seven head.

that’s the thing, anyone who’s hot enough KNOWS they’re hot enough and doesn’t have to run around saying shit about how they could have anyone because they know that everyone else already knows they could have anyone.

I was going to say the same thing, but they interviewed her matchmaker-mother for the article, so I’m guessing she knows his true feelings and doesn’t care. Maybe it’s because of his muscular build and full head of hair. She just feels so lucky and doesn’t want to risk letting all that go.

to date a 30-year-old who you merely describe as “a softer beauty.”

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

I treat hot women similarly. When walking down the street, I refuse to make eye contact with them, even though I can tell its what they truly desire. Sure, they may be looking into the window of Lord & Tay, but they’re really trying to read my essence. My essence is hot. But I won’t give them the chance to glimpse my…

Also, Hot Woman, thank you for this!

I mean, obviously the whole thing is ridiculous, but this:

That’s spot on. I mean I can tell my daughters till im blue in the face how to reduce the risk of being raped ( go to college parties in groups, get your own drinks etc) but even if they follow it ( and even if they don’t) none of that addresses the fact that men think it’s ok to rape women. The men have got to speak…

It’s great that this is being brought to light.