How about a boycott of “Dr.” Phil altogether. And throw Dr. Oz into the mix for good measure.

She apologized though. She even called herself an asshole. Shit, that’s more than most people do around here. When I fall victim to the Jezebel dopile, I just close my laptop until the next day lol. That’s a real asshole move!

I’m pretty partial to Witness-Harrison Ford. Watch that man raising a barn gave me all the lady boners...

Speaking as a comfortable-in-his-own-skin straight man who has spent every day of his life asking “What Would Harrison Ford (as Han/Indy) do?”

There’s no way I wouldn’t fuck Han Solo.

hnnng yes glasses Indy is peak Indy

Yeah Harrison Ford is one of the reasons I’m sure I’m bi and not a lesbian.

Uh, Han Solo Harrison Ford pretty much awoke my sexuality. WOULD DO YES INDEED YES.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Also, regarding pulling out, my mother always warned us that, “Every good player dribbles before he shoots.”

I’m going to make that guy spend time with my mother, a woman who could pick a fight in an empty room.

I saw an episode of world peace a while ago and I couldn’t believe it made it to air, it was just wall to wall sexism. Just about every joke came back around to how inferior women are. They didn’t even try to spin it in a clever way. That wouldn’t excuse it but at least they’d be trying. The only way the jokes make…

Apparently the guy has never watched a daytime soap. They’re ALL ABOUT conflict, just not so much played for laughs.

He’s a gorram teddy bear lumberjack and I would do him yelling “timber!”

I feel like this is just how we are these days.

Woke bae

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

These mistakes wouldn’t happen, if they didn’t let goys in the military.