She brought you into this world and she can take you out of it too!

I may be reaching too far here, but 3 months after release . . .I hope its hacked and people figure out how to load roms into it.

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

That game breaking glitch reminds me of the screen-hop glitch you can do in Link’s Awakening. I loved skipping through whole dungeons with that as a kid

You just reminded me of a cosplayer I took a photo of earlier this year.

Those pants need to be replaced with these to be accurate:

This guy did it way way way way way better.

You half assed by putting on the pants bucko, sheer stockings and bikini bottom or go home.

A SCHWINNER IS YOU

Half these guys look like they've never ridden a bike. I thought it would’ve been a more Specialized group.

Some studies allege that there is a correlation between violent games’ releases and a decrease in crime. A source explained that this could be because people who would normally be committing crimes are inside gaming. I’m skeptical of that explanation, but it’s still an interesting question.

Hey I enjoyed seeing Parents take thier 5-10 year old kids to see Batman Vs Superman, because it was a comic book movie. Or Deadpool, or Watchmen. At one point I even tried to explain to these mental midgets that seeing giant blue dick swinging around on a movie screen might not be the best move.

I don’t think those NES days are as innocent as you remember. Such as the ending to Bionic Commando.

I absolutely agree with the statement that American kids are getting introduced to absurd levels of violence at a much earlier age than I was. I mean, most egregious example is Retro City Rampage, which would NEVER have been made back in the NES days but is now just sort of a cute retro game to most of us.

Having said…

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

This is Red Lobster, standing by.

This is how you get your cat to cosplay as Batman.