BE SUBMISSIVE! B-E SUBMISSIVE!! B-E S-U-B M-I-S-S-I-V-E!

"GIMME A 'B!!!'"

N-O-T-H-I-N-G! That's what law-s mean to me! Nothing!

"PUSH IT BACK PUSH IT BACK! WAAAAYYYYY BACK! (the legal age of consent)!"

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

Okay, once I'd say it's definitely the controller's fault, twice I'd say it maybe the controller's fault. Three times? It's you. Four times? It's definitely you.

This video had more story than the game did.

I've played Destiny just about every night for the past ~6 weeks and I've barely run into any problems. (In fact, I've been kind of astonished at how stable the servers have been, for the most part.)

Arrow goes here.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

It's the launch of the second largest OS, I get it. I also understand the desire to read the articles. It just would be really nice if after ever apple keynote or software release there isn't a weeks worth of articles on the topic. You had a release of windows 8 and there were maybe 2 articles on the front page. I…

get an AirPort Extreme.

none of these games are as terrifying as my addiction to making Uruk heads explode

What's Scarier, The Evil Within Or Duck Dynasty?

I wonder if anyone involved with that movie ever stopped to realize that their title was a pun that precisely 0% of the primary target age demographic would get.

"You said a 4 hour Raid was too long? Jesus hanged on the cross for 6 hours"

"We can help you farm for Light, the Light of Christ that is."

GT9000

You forgot that they've partnered with -I'm not kidding- Just Cause developer, Avalanche Studios.