I thought this already existed and it was called Everclear?

They go up.

When I hear "sea shanty", there is only one crooner that comes to mind:

FUCK YOUR HOUSE!!!

BANNED.

Or a an iOS/Android release?

Please just make Deadpool already!

Now I ain't no fancy big city lawyer, but...

let me put my vodka in that and ill actually have powers ^^

Sometimes but stories need to be told!

Wow, grammatically incorrect and homophobic all at once. Good job.

It's happening again!

Struggling? Looks like they're doing their goddamn jobs.

Jezebel would be a better place if there were more Tim Curry gifs. Your post has convinced me.

You mean women don't like photos of other women in raunchy situations shelling cheap shit?

Think of it like a parallel universe: Peter Parker has to show his face to everyone in order to build up his spidey powers and battle CG doodz.

How about a HD remake of a good Final Fantasy Square?

Now that's a super hexagon.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."