Millions of emo song lyrics left in away messages all cried out in indifference and were silenced.

Who would have thought that the thing that makes me most likely to flip out and smash the shit out of my Switch would be a mini-game in a golfing RPG.

My re-playability comes from having a job, mortgage and wife forcing me to edge closer and closer to the realm of filthy casual every day. I just hit 260 this week and still haven’t played a nightfall or the raid. I’ve never played any raid actually, including the ones in D1.

Wanted to say the same thing. Only other company still using an older engine than Telltale is Bethesda. I am really interested in playing this series but I’ve kind of given up on Telltale because the bugs in their tech always ruins the experience for me, I mean, unless it’s Bigby Wolf pole humping the air. That’s ok.

Charm of rural community eh? So there’s a lot of drug abuse and rampant overdose-related death of people your character went to high school with because the government would rather funnel money and support into the more populated areas? I live in a rural area, I have no intention of playing there too.

I know it’s a weird concept, but there are people out there who don’t actually like Zelda games. I mean, I’m not one of them. I have over 100 hours in BoTW. But they are out there...those weirdos.

That’s one of the benefits of having a huge backlog, I never pay full price for a game anymore.

That’s one of the benefits of having a huge backlog, I never pay full price for a game anymore.

Man, how does a guy like that go home and have sex with his wife?

Psst.. It’s really good everyone. I listened the it in entirety on a trip to the UK in April.

Psst.. It’s really good everyone. I listened the it in entirety on a trip to the UK in April.

I don’t know. You said crossing the streams was bad

Cool. I just backed one. As a runner I’m always looking for something like this in the cooler New England months when it can be dreary and damp for days on end.

Cool. I just backed one. As a runner I’m always looking for something like this in the cooler New England months…

I’m going to start streaming me sitting at a desk reading stories about streams when I should be working. It will be very meta

I always like to imagine what would happen if they tried this shit with PC gaming. “I’m sorry Billy, but you own a Dell. Shoulda bought that HP if you wanted to game with your buddies. Ohh whats that, you built your own rig? Well then you are fucked.”

Boom! High Five Bro!

Something I have always wondered, why would you ask someone “if they like to party” when it comes to pot? I don’t smoke all that often (like in a number of years now), and recreational use did become legal in my state, but on the occasion that I have “toked up” as I assume the kids still say, I become fucking useless.…

I bought one of these last time it was on sale. It got me through many hot summer days putting a new floor down in my house.

I bought one of these last time it was on sale. It got me through many hot summer days putting a new floor down in…

Well, it was better than A Million Ways to Die in the West.

They made Star Trek Great Again

Seriously people, vote with your wallet. Don’t like microtransactions, don’t buy them. Clearly they are lucrative and someone is spending the cash, otherwise the concept would have died with horse armor.

Awesome. Now I can wrongly accuse people of disgusting crimes while on the go.