Thank you for finding a way to put into words all the things I feel about this shit pile of a book.

Personally, I feel “The voice on the walkie-talkie” could get moved up if only because, after 20 years of false starts, it took the Zombies, Run! app to get my fat ass in some semblance of shape.

I feel like this news prevents sales of the game, at least temporarily. For instance, I’ve had my eye on this game as something to play when I finally wrap up Breath of the Wild (if ever), but now that I hear that this DLC is coming out I feel inclined to wait for the inevitable “Game of the Year” edition.

Am I the only one who can’t stop hearing “crisp rat” in their head when you read his name?

Hahahaha finally I can play Night Trap and there is nothing you can do to stop me Mom! I’m a big boy now, dammit!

I would like to make a formal request that Heather handle all Photoshop duties for Kotaku from now on.

I haven’t played Andromeda since I managed to get my Switch two months ago, causing all of my other consoles to GTFO of my life but I keep looking at my Xbox thinking “soon.”

He was eating lunch, it was right outside of the area where all the shitty food was being served. Seating was hard to come by.

I work in IT. Family members ask me specifically what I do and I tell them “it’s mostly just watching meters fill up slowly all day.” Finally a sim game for my profession.

This reminds me of the time I literally tripped over Ken Levine at PAX EAST back in 2013. I mean, he was just sitting on the floor in the middle of a hallway. I went into apologizing profusely mode and he was super chill, all “come sit with me and we will talk about stuff”

Well, my small town library isn’t a member but luckily my old college library card is still active. Imma go watch Solaris

My problem is my Airport Extreme is the best router I have ever owned but the damn thing only has three Ethernet ports.

My problem is my Airport Extreme is the best router I have ever owned but the damn thing only has three Ethernet…

I didn’t even know this was an option. Then again, one of my complaints with this game is how it doesn’t really tell you how to do much. This game is a perfect example of why we still need game manuals. I don’t want to talk about how long it took me to find Merch because he’s not labeled on the map in the menus. I…

Friend of mine had s similar experience when he came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan and wanted to blow all of his paychecks on a new Camero SS. this was back in 2010 or so when the new 5th Generations had just come out. He walked into the nearest Chevy dealership to us and said he was interested in test…

That’s what I nought MN9 was going to be. The first game I was obsessed about was Mega Man 2 so when the guy who created the franchise left to create a new version of something Capcom had come to bastardize I thought there was no way it could go wrong. This isn’t some startup with their idea for a game, this was a guy…

Then, after you lose, you know they are looking at their 12 splats and complaining that everyone else is the reason the team lost

I was expecting a physical copy of the game in a physical box designed to look like a NES game’s box. I’m so pissed and will never crowd fund a game again.

I’m still waiting for mine to arrive in the mail. Now I don’t want to look in the mailbox. thanks...This has ruined crowdfunding games for me. You better step it up Psychonauts 2

Candy shop near me sells these homemade peanut butter cups that are the size of your stupid face and will 100% give you the diabeetus if you eat one in a single sitting. They are the Chinese food of confections because they are super bad for you but can be saved for multiple meals.

My 10-year old nephew came over to play yesterday and I had the worst time convincing him that Turf War is not Call of Duty. You don’t run straight to the middle and start shooting each other, because you will lose that way.