I’m pretty sure that that top image is a lie. There is no way 4 people all managed to get their hands on a Switch

I’m pretty sure that that top image is a lie. There is no way 4 people all managed to get their hands on a Switch

I broke so many controllers it turned out to be cheaper to get anger management counseling from a licensed therapist.

Thanks, I’m sure my boss would love my excuse for why I won’t be in on Friday.

Thanks, I’m sure my boss would love my excuse for why I won’t be in on Friday.

If you’re bored with it can I borrow yours to play Zelda while you wait?

No kidding. I still can’t find one anywhere near me.

I find I play my xbone on my laptop more than on my TV for the same reason. My wife will be watching something on another device (PS4, FireTV Stick, whatever) so I will fire up the laptop and pair some Bluetooth headphones and controller. My console is wired to my router so I bought a $40 poweline kit and just plug…

You’re talking about a franchise that started as pallet swapped Star Wars.

I want a Mass Effect where you are not part of the Alliance or Cerberus. How about a Firefly-esq Mass Effect where you play a smuggler or pirate that gets caught up in some bigger than them story. I want a Mass Effect game from the perspective of Wrex.

I have a female friend who said that and then told me that one day something “clicked” in her and all of a sudden she just needed to start assembling humans from the cellular level.

I use the money I saved by not having kids to travel all the damn time.

Believe me, I know. I shoot blanks so it’s fun to make people feel like shit when they ask why the missus and I don’t have kids and I say something like “Well we tried, but we are physically unable to.” You can see the smugness fall right off their stupid faces when they realize how awkward they just made things.

I’ve never heard him so angry before

You’re 100% correct. Every review I read compared it to Zelda and Horizon Zero Dawn, which is unfair. I have not played either of those games and have yet to start a Mass Effect Andromeda campaign (still playing through ME3 again) but I’m trying to view it as a game that exists outside of those comparisons.

Also, dangerous. You might stain said top

Are we still saying Fuck Konami? Just want to make sure I’m still appropriating hate in the correct places.

TIL Gronk plays Nier: Automata

Nope. missed it again. Because I’m stupid and rely too much on Amazon to tell me about these things so I don’t have to spend my whole life refreshing websites.

Nope. missed it again. Because I’m stupid and rely too much on Amazon to tell me about these things so I don’t have…

I actually questioned Amazon about that specifically because I preordered a Switch through them with the gray Joy-cons and a few weeks before release got an email stating that they would be unable to fulfill my preorder but that I would receive an email the next time any are in stock. I also put my email in for the…

Bowling is one of the few sports where your skill is actually increased with alcohol consumption. Well, it’s kind of a bell curve actually.

Exactly, how can it be flying off of shelves when every store I have gone into and spoke with management (various GamesStops, Targets, Walmarts, a Costco, an Amazon rep) have all told me the same thing, that they received the innitial stock for release but have seen no shipments since.