I write for a small-town independently owned newspaper and I have run into guys like Trump before. We had this long-time school district superintendent who had somehow bullied himself into a $300,000 salary and only a three-day work week by basically threatening to sue everyone against him (sound familiar?) He once…

I read that in his weird kind of yelling for no reason voice too.

Yeah sure. You go ahead and do that. Have fun storming the castle

Yeah sure. You go ahead and do that. Have fun storming the castle

Having a background in literature is not the same as having a background in grammar. What’s your background in, being an asshole on the internet?

Also, NBA players tend to be about 80% less punchy-rapey

I have a lit background and what makes a game a “remaster” is a lot like what constitutes as “fiction.” For instance, a lot of today’s literary fiction is grounded very close to an author’s real life experiences, but fiction sells better than non-fiction so they slap that “fiction” tag on their book. Likewise, there…

Well then he can steal me too

I’m 34 now and the thought of all the drama that comes with a 19-year old makes me go a big rubbery one.

We need Nic Cage to steal all of the documents before Trump can destroy them.

This whole argument makes me smile. Thank you both for loving America

That’s the angle I’m going with. How long before he does something blatantly unconstitutional and gets impeached. I’m going to pass around a Make America Great Again trucker’s hat. Everyone put a dollar in and take a number. If your number equals the number of days it takes you get the money. Hopefully it’s still…

I feel the same way about my hair

Waze is all about police and candy

#TeamSneakers

It seems every year in every high school some kid gets caught whacking it in the boy’s room/locker room. I never understood why they couldn’t just wait until they got home.

I have a maxed out Nightstalker so I’ll have to go look through the levels again.

So besides the stuff in anti-gravity, is there any actual science in this science fiction? Like, does the gravitational difference of Europa cause bullets to behave differently when fired, or is that too much to ask from a CoD game?

Well I’ve never driven a cadillac but my rich asshole neighbor has one. I think my 2002 Camry is just fine and since I don’t know the difference between his yacht and my dinghy I think I’ll be ok.

Well I’ve never driven a cadillac but my rich asshole neighbor has one. I think my 2002 Camry is just fine and since…

That’s how I feel. It has been such a convenience that I would want to give them something back for their hard work.

I bought one of these for my wife awhile back and she absolutely hated it and I had to return it.

I bought one of these for my wife awhile back and she absolutely hated it and I had to return it.