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Look at all the colors! I’m sold, they addressed my one complaint.

Agreed. There should have been three or four hours where he sits there playing Gwent before suddenly remembering he was on a quest for it to be realistic.

Well, it looks like those onesies I bought for my pregnant Star trek-obsessed coworker last month turned out to be the last thing I will ever purchase from them. It’s too bad but I just can not support GameStop, I just hate them too much.

Are you crazy? This is 2015. I need instant gratification!

I usually only buy digital too. That way I don’t have to socially interact with anyone.

Realism -1

Stupid people who are dumb, that’s who doesn’t

I want this full size on my wall

I’m married to a woman who can not orgasm without the use of a vibrator. This was the exact opposite of the girl I was with before her who would orgasm as many as six times during one session. It took some getting over on my part, having to convince myself that her inability to orgasm without the use of a vibrator…

“I HAVE IT ALL AND I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO FORGET FOR EVEN A FRACTION OF A SECOND HEY REMEMBER THE EIGHTIES OK COOL JUST CHECKING.”

But this isn’t a sequel so it’s still the “first movie”

And just like the games, I haven’t experienced a good Fallopian Fantasy in a few years now.

Pretty much how I feel about this.

What’s wring with surfing?

Ya. We were still running Quark on four separate pagination machines in the back of the newsroom. Shortly before the changeover I went to a design seminar in Boston and the speaker asked who was still using Quark and I reluctantly held up my hand along with a few others and he just shook his head in shame at us. I…

My copany was a total Number 3 until late 2013. We were using outdated pagination software (we are a newspaper) that wouldn’t work on anything newer than Mac OS 10.4. So anytime we needed to replace hardware we had to scrounge eBay or downgrade newer hardware if possible. in Late 2013 the publisher finally agreed to…

Jeezus, where did this kid learn how to pick up women? Can someone teach him the values of red roses, cards, and the sweet sounds of luthor vandross? Well, I guess it’s a given he will earn those things in prison.

So I’ll be able to play Half-Life 3 on my PS4?

Calm Down!?!? they have angered the PC Master Race! Ho Can I just “calm down?”