I actually have a SOG Tactical Tomahawk in my car that my brother gave me for Christmas. It is weighted for throwing apparently. Sometimes when sitting in a parking lot I like to hold it and fantasize about caving in zombie skulls as they swarm my 2002 Toyota Camry.

In most games when you switch to remote play the game switches the inputs for L2 and R2 to the shoulder buttons on the Vita thus making it easier to play FPSs or other games that require you to pull the trigger buttons a lot. The L1 and R1 buttons of the Dualshock 4 are then mapped to the touchpad on the back of the…

Hmm or I could buy a XB1 and those old games could continue to collect dust on my shelf

Chris Sevier, "a former Judge Advocate and combat veteran", has elbowed his way into a gay marriage lawsuit in Florida, claiming that if gays in the state might be allowed to get married, then he can marry his...laptop. That's full of porn.

But I live in Average Town America where big box stores have closed all the smaller shops and I haven't seen a comic book store in over a decade. What do I do?

1. Vivi

27. Tifa

73. Selphie

79. Wakka

Patron is so overrated, and over expensive.

where's the Tequila ranking?

I didn't know you could get half of these beers in Mass.

Ugh it's in portrait mode. Turn your phone sideways damnit

Also make sure to take a crap

future? shit I ain't had a physical in years. Doctors are for rich people.

like, his Number 2? that's gross

Fuck ya 'murica!

Seriously, mine is just sitting there in the garage neglected

that an unobtanium

As far as 80s futuristic nothing can ever top Quantum Leap, the show where they said "ok, lets look at what people are wearing now and project that into what we think people would be wearing in the late 90s. That's why Dean Stockwell always wore jackets that lit up and shit.