No, seriously — everything. Here's the Millennium mid-tower system (starting at $1,629, fully customizable):

Agreed. I usually only buy cases without windows. My power supply puts out a dumb blue light but you can only see it through the back of the tower. It didn't mention the light anywhere in the product description.

Zelda II was the first one I played. In fact when I later played the original I was all "what the heck is this crap?"

Of course we all know that a Zelda is coming on the Wii U. But come on! Pre-ordering? Now?

go fuck yourself is what I meant to say. Happy New Year

You wanna know how I got these scars?

I have friends in Rochester. Don't know why they moved there. but I guess anyplace is better than the crap town I live in now.

In Western Massachusetts the state has come in and wired many of the small rural communities with fiber optic cable in an initiative called "Wired West" because none of the ISPs were willing to wire broadband internet to these towns. It's very much like the state did with electricity in the 1930s. The same towns were…

Not true. I pay $35 for 20MBps from Time Warner. They tried upping me to $50 and I argued them back down to a promo price of $40 that will go back up in 12 months. Since I'm not in a contract I can always threaten to switch to Verizon DSL (which I would never actually do) and they are usually willing to knock back the…

We have a guy in town (it's a relatively small town but we have our own hospital) who ended up at the ER due to a screwdriver wedged to the handle in his urethra. He became a legend and was pretty much never able to show his face in public again. People would have felt sorry for him except he was also kind of a jerk…

Harmonica?

In all fairness I did have three or four friends on facebook post photos of their kids opening WiiUs on christmas.

Even Nintendo didn't expect anyone to buy a WiiU

My mother-in-law calls it "pop" and it makes me want to pop her in the face when she does. Well a lot of stuff she says makes me want to punch her.

Seriously, enough with these shoulders. I know they are iconic and all but how does she look to her sides without having to pivot at the waist like Robocop?

I just got my power bill for Nov. 15 to Dec. 15, and while I was ready for a big number after switching from oil to a heat pump, I'm wondering if my PS4 and Xbox One weren't the real culprits. According to the Natural Resources Defense Council, I can expect to pay $150 in the next five years on the Xbox One alone.

Now that I'm a big boy and have to actually pay for electricity I keep my whole entertainment center on one of those Belkin power strips that comes with a remote switch mounted to the wall. Now when I go to bed at night I kill everything except my modem and router.

So you don't poop?

Needs this guy