Various Tall Man has been hyped for awhile, but has never delivered.

When Ronda Rousey was undefeated, why weren’t people asking how she would do against Conor McGregor? This is all such bullshit. It’s unfair to the people who are asked how Serena would perform against male players, and it must be infuriating to Serena. Argue any other sport about the GOAT, but the greatest of all…

Now, he’s probably right, she’s like 700th.

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Its also the point that you can pull out of your sister long enough to stop puking up weak ass troll attempts on every single post.

And I am certain that--when called to account for your own bravado, so fiercely displayed in a comment section appended to a Deadspin article--you will perform with style, panache, and not the first ounce of licentious libation in your veins.

May we all be so pure of heart and fierce of conviction as you, o keeper of…

You’re the baddest motherfuckers in your mother’s basement.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

They blew a time out in a clock-stopped situation earlier in that drive because they didn’t have their shit together. If they hadn’t they probably would have run the ball.

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

If there is a god that wants to prove its existence, this wretched institution bankrupting itself trying to create a prominent football program would be one way to do that.

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

This ruling is irrelevant for the civil suit. They have to prove their claim there and him not being convicted doesn’t say he’s not guilty.

Even though this is a great accomplishment for his son, Joe Paterno has remained strangely quiet about it.

I’m up for it, especially if Gus is baptized in Holy Days sauce.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. Why does EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE on this site have to have an immediate comment about politics? Does your type have no off switch? Do you look at every single event in your life through the lens of the current president and whatever they are proposing that day? Holy shit.

I don’t think you have the faintest idea whether they overpaid for the rights. I’m not saying I do, I’m saying that ESPN’s biggest customer (advertisers) have made it abundantly clear they will pay absolutely top dollar for ESPN’s product (you).

I gotta think the sports industry is due for a correction at some point. Salaries, revenues and ad dollars can’t skyrocket forever ... can they?

I know everyone has opinions on these people, but generally I’m just overall sad about the layoffs. This is a lot of people flooding the market in an industry that’s not exactly thriving.