He defended Trump’s comments by saying that they're dumb and wrong.

He didn’t have any kids. Why would he need a will? Does he need to set up a pour-over trust to make sure his parents are provided for? Wills are for complex situations with a lot of heirs. His parents were together and he didn’t have a wife or kids.

Generally, manufacturers can still be liable for foreseeable misuse. In an extreme case, Electrolux was still liable after a 13 year-old boy attempted to fuck a vacuum cleaner and got his dick chopped off.

So OJ was more proficient than Brown at two things.

What makes you think she’ll get paid? Witness bonds aren’t clearly established to be unconstitutional.

Do you want to let the defendant go free?

Do you want the rapist to go free? This is horrible, but law is force. If prosecutors can't compel testimony, rapists are gong to go free. You have to ask which is more important: convictions or victims.

If you stand in front of a car with a gun, what the fuck do you expect them to do?

If someone is in the road and you approach them while brandishing a gun, you’re asking them to kill you.

Goddamn idiots lying about the castle doctrine. You don't get a free murder just because someone is on or near your property.

They must be really into Pokemon over there.

They’re trying to catch a wild Erdogan.

There's a hate speech exception to fair use? Are you sure you're thinking of America?

That idiot on the field is the most interesting thing to happen after 90 minutes of both teams showing no interest in winning.

If you have to wander around residential areas to buy a loaf of bread at night, you’re doing it wrong.

It's a well-known fact that only feminists like sports.

So any accusation at all, and no ncaa sports for six years? Even if they adjudicate and find nothing happened? Even if they adjudicate and expel the student?

Why would he be in jail? The FDA gave him a monopoly and he used it. It's dumb that the government does that, but putting people in jail for doing what the government wants seems unwise.

1. The tax on collectibles is higher than capital gains so this is dumb for him.

A 0-0 draw where both teams generate good attacks that only fail because of good defensive play is exciting. A 0-0 draw where both teams conservatively pass the ball back and forth with their own goalie is awful.

This is so weird. If the judge accepted Pistorius’ account, he would, at most, be guilty of manslaughter. If the prosecution proved murder beyond a reasonable doubt, then not only did Pistorius commit murder, he falsely plied the court for its sympathy for 3 years. That is the opposite of showing remorse. I can say…