But at least Hollywood producers will learn the right lesson this time when an Adam Sandler movie flops: No sci-fi movies that aren’t sequels or reboots.

If anything, I would think that would to the strain on his hips.

Instead of stashing the pictures, he should have blackmailed the women and then sold them to Gawker.

But if you’re focusing on the text at hand, you should bear in mind that Go Set a Watchman isn’t part of the text of To Kill a Mockingbird. If you’re focusing on authorial intent, you have to keep in mind that Lee was perfectly happy to sit on this manuscript until someone other than her decided to publish it.

Either…

You know what’s crazy? As much as the prize money has ballooned in the past few years, Federer won more today as a runner-up than he did in any of his Wimbledon wins except 2012.

It could be a satire of both things. Sometimes the voices of political correctness are very silly in their selection of targets (see, e.g., Washington Post publishing columns by people who’ve never seen her attacking Amy Schumer). Sometimes white people are stupid about imagining that we’re somehow being oppressed…

The Internet does a much better job of amplifying bullshit hatred than anything else. If people really hated Serena and her sister so much, TV revenues and prize money for major tournaments wouldn’t have climbed as much as they have in the past 15 years of their dominance. A few hundred assholes on Twitter are easier…

If she wasn’t running as the inevitable candidate of experience, I would agree. If she wants to claim only her twelve years of experience as senator and secretary of state, and repudiate the rest, fine. But as it is, I’m going to hold Bill’s decisions at least as much against her as I would hold W’s against Jeb.

And…

She became progressive on DOMA a few weeks before Windsor overturned it. Surely that counts for something, right? She’s started sounding a little progressive on over-incarceration, tax cuts for the wealthy, and welfare, but only 2 decades after her husband passed laws putting more people in prison, lowering the…

She helped a whole bunch of Iraqis progress into the ground.

Deeds, like supporting DOMA and opposing gay marriage till it was moot at the federal level, mean even more than words. Even as young as he is, for most of his life Hillary has been opposed to him being treated equally by the government.

Guacamole needs one ingredient, maybe four (salt, pepper, lime) if you’re feeling fancy. Avocados taste so good, I don’t know why anyone would stick other shit in there. I think the peas are just there because east coast grocery stores / grocery store customers don’t know what a ripe avocado is, so they have to stick…

Really? I’m pretty sure for the NFL you have to hit a woman or child. If Tunsil’s story is true, he was actually stopping a wife-beating, which probably hurts his draft stock.

Even not playing till more than a year after they came out, FO3, FO:NV, Oblivion, and Skyrim all had glitches, some of them significant. I’ll probably eventually buy FO4, but Bethesda has sent me a clear message that they don’t know how to make a game that works. I’ll be damned if I pay for FO4 before everyone else…

And stepped on. Let’s not forget stepping on him after knocking him down.

That’s the flag used in Birth of a Nation and subsequently by the klan. Its post-reconstruction history has little to do with the war and everything to do with white supremacism.

The visuals, audio, and story are what makes a movie good. If a game developer is awful at gameplay, but good at visuals, audio, and story, he or she should be a filmmaker, or needs to work with someone who is good at making the gameplay mechanics enjoyable.

It is weird how there’s such antipathy to the special editions of Star Wars, but FFVII fans seem to like everything but the game itself.

Hopefully they fix all the characters’ names, so we can get the adventures of Aerith, Clouth, Barretth, Thifa, Yuthie, Vinthenth, Caith Sith, Cith, Reth XIIth, ethc.

How was “Aerith” spelled in Japanese? Did Square invent a “th” character?