Because the American government is in control? Your funny. I like you.

Why won’t we be able to stop illegal guns? Because of that modifier: illegal.

SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

fun fact: nobody saying “you should have outrun the police” has ever had the balls to try it themselves.

Next time, he should be a bit more Southern.

Race cars.

/end discussion

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Thankfully he will not be able to do any of it.

Don’t give me ideas.

At least I didn’t ask for a Fiat 500 Hellcat.

REEEEEEEGEERAAAAAAAA!

That feel, when you run to the comments to share your experiences then remember that you don’t have a race car.

10/10 would farm with Lambo tractor.

They failed to see that both bikes that crashed also have wheels. Perhaps every vehicle with wheels should be banned

Race to the moon.

Proper BMWs like this 328 Homage concept, but with pop-up headlights

This guy clearly disagrees with their choice!

I've never really cared about that. So I'm just gonna use this as an excuse to post this hilarious and offensive gif:

Well street race cars are pretty much made of glass. Desert race trucks and buggies are made of Chuck Norris' balls and chest hair

In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one. This race attracts a very special breed.