I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Aliens definitely had a hand (tentacle?) in the pyramids.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

You: Love lamp

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

...Does anybody else here the low purposeful breathing starting around the 30 second mark?

Oh, the ignorance of Juventud.

Best erectile dysfunction medication commercial ever.

Thanks

Sure, this was clumsy as hell, but they should be lauded for trying to be more transparent. Let’s encourage them to continue down that path.

Says fans of a team whose ownership will no longer pay for old European stars.

Just wait until you see him in the field.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

Man, suddenly your feelings on cookie dough make perfect sense.

The smell story made my day!

Didn’t Harrison Barnes just try his first sip of alcohol? Jesus, that escalated quickly.

Hey Melanie! Last year my girlfriend got me the MakeyMakey http://www.makeymakey.com/ . I had a good time playing the top gun theme on various fruits and beer cans.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".