Little League Softball Tournament Rules, Section one, article P:

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong. Then you could say you did or didn’t share his interest. And that would be that. I can’t decide what is sadder: That this is so simple, or that it’s so unlikely.

Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”.

I think it’s more of the collective reputation of the team. Is this a torpedo to that? No, probably not. Is it a very prominent drop in the bucket or one of a thousand cuts? At the very least, yes.

Where else are you going to have a first date when you meet on “Tinder”?

Remember When Pedro Martinez Killed One Yankee?

Seriously. Was play allowed to continue? Then yes, concacaf’d.

or Dallas, who the Patriots play in their 4th game.

I wonder if one of these “influential” owners is from Pittsburgh, whose team plays New England week 1.

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

15. <Flip him off while his stupid toddler back is turned>

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.