Debilitating disease can’t stop Dan Patrick, it can only hope to contain him.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

It wasn’t great phrasing, but it doesn’t strike me as coming from a place of malicious or even casual racism. I think he’s just saying that life-changing amounts of money like that are inconceivably large to regular people. I mean, I’m a white dude from California, and I’m too poor to have any real grasp of the…

The glut of post-apocalyptic fiction in pop culture at large and video games in particular has led to a set of beliefs and tropes that have settled into the bones of these stories: A moral nihilism that posits compassion as weakness, that the ends justify the means, that there is a thin line protecting us from them…

I was *shocked* the first time I actually saw Khalil Greene play.

Lenny Kravitz

I empathize with this far more than I should.

I empathize with far more than I’m comfortable.

5'6", 300 is basically spherical; no wonder the reflexes kicked in

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Bottom looks like a second gen RX330

Here... What everyone actually came for, the side by side.

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

Golf is okay and yesterday was cool. 

This is good advice in general. 

Maybe Tiger Woods winning a major is the thing that kept the world in check?

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

I kinda was hoping half way through the trailer Aunt Viv was just played by a different woman and no one said a thing.