The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

In high school, we got to play a game at Busch after a Cards game. It was the year they picked up Tino Martinez. I played first where McGwire used to stand and before Albert got to. That was always so cool to me.

In 2009, I was on a trip through Pittsburgh. I grabbed a cheap seat along the first base bag to see the Pirate play the Cardinals. I paid about 20 bucks and was sitting about 10 rows from first base. So I got to see Pujols play first base up close. Around the sixth inning, the Pirates were hitting. One of the…

What was Drake’s endgame here? Perkins is probably one of the last guys on the court I would want to piss off. I would pay...seven dollars to see Kendrick Perkins beat the shit out of Drake.

I manage the fleet for a farm (almost entirely 1/2 ton 4x4 trucks) and we tried a couple of Dodges but the just didn’t have the durability we were looking for.

They should write “UH-OH” under those flaps. Or something more colorful, like “DAMN”, or “Shieeee...”... you get the point.

There once was a golfer elite,

“Johnny should have known that we don’t know what we should have known that he was known not to know we he or we were knowing what either of us were doing knowingly or unknowingly.” - The Browns

GBoard for the win!

amazing how a stranger’s odd hatred for the true hit king can make a person really want to honor the true hit king properly.

In the catcher’s defense, that jerk had been throwing at him all game.

I bet that’s his O-Face.

Except that I don’t think Holmstrom ever scored from that far out :-)

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

I am not convinced that second dunk is better than the first would have been, in an alternate reality where LeBron completed it and, quite possibly, cracked the Earth in half in the process.

“We at Slim Jim disavow this comparison and apologize to everyone offended by it, which is presumably everyone everywhere. We beg consumers to put it from their minds the next time they consider our fine product. Our lawyers are exploring options regarding lawsuits against JujyMonkey, Katie McDonough, Jezebel,…

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

Disregard, I’m slower than slow today...

The Lincoln Blackwood Raptor.