Maybe you shouldn’t eat chicken?

You’re pretty lucky then! About a million people get sick every year in the US from poultry that isn’t handled safely, and trust me, it’s not because of jizz residue.

honey i’m almost 40 years old been cooking since i was 12, and never caught any form of food related ails. You don’t have to listen to me. Never said you did, what I have stated is that what all these scientists are only speaking of salmonella and other bacteria related things found on chicken that is destroyed during…

Man, you are so right. I should definitely take advice from random people on the internet like you instead of legitimate scientists and food safety experts, lol. Have fun shitting your brains out!

its called the touch test... see also the scratch and sniff test.

I mean, you do you, boo. But the USDA, CDC, and food science experts agree that washing chicken only increases your chances of cross-contamination and just isn’t necessary to prevent food borne illness.

i’m not talking about only bacteria. Someone somewhere probably dropped your over priced free ranged over organic gluten free chicken breast on the floor or something! Plus, have you ever handled chicken fresh from the pack? its slimy.. it’s not supposed to be slimy. Not to mention NPR is not a chef a cook or anyone…

“cleaning” chicken only makes it more likely that you’ll spread more germs around that can get you sick. Cooking the chicken to the proper internal temp is the only way to actually kill off that bacteria!

you do know that the chicken you didn’t clean was on some sort of farm, the was then killed and thrown in a bin with the rest of the dead carcasses, then thrown in a waxed box to be packaged, sent to your local grocery store/ supermarket and then to you.

washing your chicken is a good way to spread salmonella all the way around your kitchen. 

IIRC, that land was part of a nomadic people’s traditional grazing land, and had been for a few hundred years.

And now we know why chickens are so full of hormones....IJS*

Only grannies clean their chicken.

‘Tis true! Had this discussion at work wherein three other Becky’s attested that all you do is open the meat package and start preparing it! One particularly uppity one sniffed that she got all her meat from a butcher so she didn’t have to wash it. That’s when I politely explained why I don’t eat potluck food!

There’s nothing endearing about a white man going to Africa to claim land that doesn’t belong to him.

although two right turns equal a left turn

“cutting his food-prep time in half because his chicken doesn’t require seasoning.”

Maybe one of the rights was a U-turn...?

although two right turns equal a left turn

the results revealed that Taylor was 90 percent white, 6 percent indigenous American and 4 percent sub-Saharan African,