Did she season him, tho?

This patron of Tim Horton’s has lots of shit she is willing to share with you or just about anybody else.

Still not sure if this is worse than Nancy’s potato salad.

What mayonnaise does one serve with a white dude?

I’m not sure it’s the nuggets you should be worrying about, given the human body supposedly tastes like pork. Steer clear of the suspiciously fatty ribs with the store-bought BBQ sauce, is what I’m saying. “The Other White Meat” indeed.

See, and all this time y’all just worried about potato salad.

Are you sure she is still in jail?

You REALLY don’t want to know what was in the potato salad...

This story will be perfect if she served the remains with fried green tomatoes. At that point, life imitating art imitating life will be a perfect circle.

I don’t care about marriage, but I do like weddings so I’m into it. But I also think people across the board care about things that are odd to me (and vice versa). Like Kardashians or any show on BET or chicken and waffles or ... marriage.

I don’t care about this wedding, and even I recognize that, on some level, it’s significant.

Remember the last boring-ass Royal Wedding and how it got good when Obama strolled out to let us know he had personally bodied bin Laden, put his ass in concrete shoes and sent him to sleep with the fishes? That’s how I remember it.

Talk to some older people from the Commonwealth nations, they are all over this, and not just the white ones. I have people from all over the Caribbean posting things about all of this on facebook, and they are all older, like 50 plus. They seem to be enjoying it, so I don’t see what the big deal is.  

also there won’t be potato salad because (fun fact!) the Royal Family doesn’t eat potatoes on account of that’s food for *whispers* the Irish

I mean, in terms of getting into a structure of white dominance, the British royal family is pretty high up.

“marry way up”? Hmmm, really?

Unless the Royal Family does the Electric Slide to “Before I Let Go”, I’ve got zero reason to care about this wedding. My fiancee was like “don’t you care that we’re getting the first black princess?” and I’m like “nope”.

You’re a tough fella to get a read on, Michael. You make article after article about issues faced by the black community in the US, but when a biracial US citizen manages to marry way up into a family that is literally the face of White European domination, you have no shits to give, and nothing but jokes? I don’t get…

That’s her(Meghan) on the right-hand side in your video, she’s the one got rhythm (unlike your keyboard-person); also, “There’s Victory in Jesus!”

I got nothin. Seriously, All those questions you asked, aside from “There’s a black woman named Meghan?” are questions I have as well.