RIGHT?!! Like why were they focusing on my shoes when they could see how pasty and frail and gangly and stumbly I was in them?!! LOL

I went to high school in a planned community that mixed housing types. So my school was pretty diverse. I am white.

My husband and another married dude friend told me that they find long hairs wrapped around their BALLS sometimes!!! I had no idea and was truly impressed our wifely hair could get such places!!! LOL

Sorry, I see now that you did offer another day, my bad for not fully reading the comments before replying. He sucks. :D

When you said you couldn’t meet up that night, did you suggest a new time when you could?

Your sampling of teen girls might be skewed by your major media company status.

Telnet MUDs FTW, what what!!

Slightly off topic, but every time I see one of those articles about women getting interrupted by men more, I’m kinda smug because I’ve never had that problem. I’M the interrupter, lol. If anything my struggle is in reeling myself in.

My dealer came over to uh, deal. Typically my husband handles that, because I find it annoying, but I’ll handle it if necessary when he can’t.

We had wedding gift money set aside for a honeymoon, which we hadn't booked or anything yet. Then, a month or two after the wedding, my computer died and we had to use the honeymoon money for that.

Wait... MRSA? I thought that was like a bacterial staph infection that got into wounds... I didn't know it caused stomach flu-like symptoms!!!

I mean, I understand you couldn’t do a janitor level effort, but one time I missed in a karaoke bathroom and I was so embarrassed I spent forever in there with paper towels mopping everything up as best as I could, while my aunt outside kept asking what’s wrong, lol!! But hey, not all bathrooms have paper towels, and…

Wait, so... you didn’t even attempt to clean up the bathroom? Damn girl...

I almost replied “they believe Jesus came to America after he was resurrected, so that’s why!”

Signed. Now hopefully they won’t figure us all out from our initials and city and state on the petition and hound us with their terror squads. *fingers crossed*

I went home from work early the day George W. Bush got re-elected. I was crying.

Side point only somewhat relevant, but I have been sold fake weed before. In Hawaii. It was some of that fake non-THC stuff you can buy from the back of High Times. Looked just like real weed, but didn't smell (the bag was sealed so we didn't notice until too late).

But anyway, someone could easily take that stuff and…

My husband worked with him on some A&E promo (actually it was some sort of "we respect diversity" PSA to make up for the Duck Dynasty gay bashing debacle). The promo featured most of the stars from all sorts of A&E shows, and I guess they have that Burger Brothers or whatever show with Mark Wahlberg and his brothers.

This just makes me think of the "Entourage 2" joke from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. HA!!!

My husband and I also had some pre-wedding tension. We noticed that our fights and such escalated immensely. I think it's because we would have one of those regular fights you always have, but now that we were engaged we were thinking "Will we be having this fight FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?!!" and there was a weird…