I sold cars for 6 years and was among the top 100 salespeople in the country. Worked 60 hour weeks most weeks, worked almost every holiday and every single weekend. Had to come in on my days off to deliver cars most times (If i wanted to hit my quota for the month). Never made over $100K. Some of you complaining about…

From Snopes:

100% THIS!

Wen I was looking for cars a few weeks back I had my only shitty experiences with two large dealership groups (we were trading in one car and getting two because we only had the one). The used guys were actually really helpful and honest (in fact we got a check engine light and he took the car to the Mercedes…

The mountains will be gone because we’re trying to flatten the curve. 

I hear we won’t even have mountains by August 30th.

Seriously. Just because you think the F&I guy is a scumbag doesn’t mean you should relish the idea of the mechanic being on the street. 

I get that there is going to be a lot of ppl here saying “who cares” and “that’s what they deserve” but there are a lot of people that work in the industry that are hardworking and decent people. News of any sector taking a downturn is not good. 

This is bullshit. I was determined to attend my first ever GP next year, and to welcome the new generation of cars in all their glory. 2020, you can go to hell!

Before drivers had HANS, they had to rely entirely on BALZ.

With an extra year to develop their cars, Williams may challenge the second last back markers in 2021!

EMINENT BROMAIN!

I bet you’re a blast at parties.

“For your contribution, here is a check for $10,000....but for some reason our accounting department issued checks for $15,000. Just deposit the check, mail us $4,000 cash and keep and extra $1,000 for your troubles.”

That’s the only way you’d get me on one of those stupid floating hotels...

Yeah, this one will be worse. 

This economic crisis we’re heading into is different than the last one. Cash for Clunkers made sense then, I don’t think it makes sense now. 

You see, Jalopnik did a site-wide audit, and your name came up as one that did not originally pay to be out of the greys . . .

Ha tell me about it. Sometimes people get grayed for the same reasons autopilot goes away. It wasn’t anything you did.

Names and addresses of the offending owners please. I've got a big trunk and a score to settle.