The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments
This seems more like a lesson in what not to do. You have to sell it to someone you’ve never met, then move at least one state over, change your phone number and enter the witness protection program so you never have to worry about getting contacted by them ever again.
I would love to know the story behind the cruise control on certain mid-2000s Hondas. All of the buttons were in the customary spot on the right steering wheel spoke—except the on/off switch. That was banished to the far lower left corner of the dash. You had to take youreyes off the road to find it. I left it…
Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash
The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.
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The right dealer will.
Pineapple.
I thought that that’s what this was a cry for.
Some of my favorite posts are the ones that I just skim the headline and immediately know who the author is.
These made me cackle evilly.
It’s comedians, in cars, pulling heists and street racing. And getting coffee.
I would, like driving a fucking living room, one I can throw my two sons an six friends or ten sheets of 8' X 4' plywood and enough lumber to build a tree fort.
Inmate: What you in for?
I think a better headline would be:
Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.
Apparently, it would take 100 years to crack.
And here’s another type of headlights to look for that tell you to slow down for cops: