Auto Motor and Shrimp really went down hill after they were bought by that Brazilian Lithium mining concern. At least Car and Buffet Line still has the funny note at the end by Paris Hilton.

Volvo has had vertical taillights long before the CRV

Rule 1 of the Internet: Nothing ever really goes away.

So like real race cars, I just can’t understand why people want to watch ovals.

I love that its name is comprised of a German word, a made-up word, an English word, and an Italian word. It’s so inclusive!

Because it’s fucking cool, shut up

Pictured: top secret Evo XI prototype

My dad really wanted to do that with a Ram SRT-10 that he had for a few months. He wished he could talk to the police, have them close off a 10-20 km section of highway, and see if they could catch him just for the sheer fun of it.

To me it’s like a hot chick wearing sweat pants. It’s what’s underneath that counts.

Leave fence alone. Put up sign like this warning people that watching cars go 100+ MPH up close is dangerous.

I would configure it however it comes in 30 years from now on a craigslist ad, when I can afford that and a parts car for it. Like my current 89 and 90 740s, I did not get to choose my color.

Someone took two cars I would never want, fused them together and created a nexus of “fuck that” the likes of which I have seldom seen before. I require payment just to look at the whole ad.

Interesting theory...

Hah - that's kind of a fair point, right? The worst airline is the one that has high expectations for being a decent carrier, and then fails to hit all of them. With the low-cost carriers, they kind of set you up for flying the crappy skies, and when they meet those crappy expectations, there's not too much else to…