The positive spin is she got rid of her Saturn.

The RSC is the only concept I’ve ever reasonable wanted. That TRD CHR is close enough.

I like it, but have no clue why?

Whats old is new again.

Years old brand new stock almost always indicates a belligerent dealership you’d rather walk on glass than try to work with.

That dealer gave me an idea, “What are the best dealership names?....coming soon, to Jalopnik.com!

I read that dealership as “Bacon and Ranch” and got WAY too excited.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Andrew, this is one of the best articles I’ve read on Jalopnik. Excellent piece!

One of the first times I’ve read an article twice here on Gawker.

Aaaand now it’s political

Note to self: if ever buying a Mustang, get 2016

It’s even a sad, weak shade of yellow, and yellow is my favorite color.

Gabriel’s response to Trump’s proposed tariffs was great.

Bow to da plow da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy shake the boogie said up jump the oh wait that’s not what we’re doing is it.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

I was trying to woo this guy and so I wanted to take him up the California coast. For this trip my car needed tires and I didn’t have time, so I rented a Dodge Charger V6.

My first BJ was in a car, does that count?

I met a girl in a bar. We got dead drunk and I took her “home”. In a dark alley we shagged our brains out, then realized she was ugly as f**k. Drove her home and practically threw her off my car and hightailed out of there burning rubber. I came home at dawn, showered, laughed my ass off at myself and swore it would…