If you look back on our previous coverage of the recall, we've done plenty of investigating. I'd gladly look into those 482 claims if they were made public, but they aren't. Nobody has them but GM.

I am not proud of making this AOTD list.

Look at my avatar. That is my 4 day old, 621 mile 2013 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon on its side. 13k in damage. Once we climbed out, the first thing out of my friend's mouth was "That'll buff out." I didn't hit him, I laughed and said thanks, sorry I almost killed you. It's not worth being an ass, even in bad…

Mr. Teller? So you got a bj from a dude? Gross

I read that hashtag as Always Shaved Ash Cam... I know that's not what you wrote, but nonetheless...

Soon after getting my 1989 Supra, I pull up to a light to make a left turn and there's a "modified" tC waiting in the lane to the right. Once my left arrow turns green, I rev it up, and take the turn fast to "show off." Half-way through the turn, I slam it into second and the ass decides it wants to come out. I slide…

Heinrich sat quietly in his Teutonic garage. He was feeling spry today. Fresh Mobil 1 coursed through his veins, and he had a full tank of premium fuel. He flexed his brake pistons, turned his wheels, felt the tiny bit of play creeping into his balljoints. "Eh," he thought. "Old age. Won't be the first thing to go, or…

Walmart has apparently released parking lot footage of the discovery:

This should have given the woman a clue.

However, the new 5 is the first non-off road offering in this form.

$100,000 worth of the damage is believed to be in options alone.

I thought this was going to be a Torch post... until I watched the video... i knew it must be Mate's weird Euro porn.

Foxbody Mustang GT. It's hard enough to find *pictures* of a stock one.

Neutral: Why Not Anti-Honda Outrage? What's the difference between GM and Honda here?

Odysseus cracked an eye open. How long had he been asleep? Or out? Out. Definitely out. Things were very different. He looked around. Unfamiliar surroundings. This was bad. He moved a little, and was suddenly aware of a massive swelling in his lower lip. He blinked, tried to focus, blinked again. Somehow, the ground…

The Car.....It has features.....that are indescribable.....So..much luxury......in one package....it makes me...want to dance. (Insert Weapon of Choice style dance routine)

Quattro got up early that morning. Something felt different, but it all started the way it always did. As the sky started getting pale in the East, he cleared the morning dew off of his headlights with a sweep of his wipers. His V8 fired, coughed, and roared to life. As the sun broke over the cornfields, he took a…

There's a "when pigs fly" comment in there somewhere.

The sign doesn't stay lit long.

Just as the video ends, "maybe that police car has hydraulic..." Hey, I like that little gearhead kid.