I like this a lot more than I should...

Follow him on Twitter and he will reduce your time in purgatory!

Really, and for us its the exact opposite (no argument here, just my experience)

Looks like a bad custom Dodge Challenger

The PT Cruiser has these really weird prongs (I don't know what to call them)

Chevy Malibu Maxx steering wheel.. the logo is too small and the color is bad... I think a steering wheel should only be black because other colors stain... also it is wrapped in a horrible pleather... it looks sad

NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING!!!!!

The car looks like it is wearing a really bad body kit. The bumpers and those fake air intakes... the chrome trim, the lights.. it all looks fake. I am not a fan.

Okay.. good to know! Thanks!

Wait... does this mean that the Civic driver is also being charged with manslaughter?

These rims are incredible!

Valet: You can drive nearly anything and are almost guaranteed to never drive something more than a couple of times.
I have a friend who is a valet at a high end restaurant... he has driven within the past month:

No, no... not trolling... being honest... seriously didn't think of that, lol

Delivery food... thats brilliant! Why didn't I think about it?

I actually kinda liked it (Don't take my Jalopnik card!). It had some uses. Like, a locksmith for cars. I saw one the other day and they were using a Scion XA, which was still stock with the rear seats and four doors. I'm sure it was a pain for them to use. This would be great for them.

What kind of Jettas are you talking about? Didn't the Phaeton cost around $100,000? A Jetta cost $30,000 at most.

I do room service at a retirement home and have to drop off food to the units daily. For units that I don't walk to, I take a golf cart. I hoon that thing so much. I smoke the tires a bit from the start, floor it, and take turns too fast. It is so much fun.

Hmm.. good point.... thats strange... beautiful car though

Maybe he is just using his GPS function