Here’s a free pro tip: everything is political. So are your calls for no discussion of politics.

Be honest, you’re not mad that there’s “politics” on Jalopnik, you’re mad because there’s politics you don’t agree with on Jalopnik.

STFU. And then STFU again. Fucking idiot.

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

The USAF is probably slow-walking the paint job in anticipation of a change order from the Biden Administration.

Could’ve been worse. Here’s what Dumbass Donald intends for the replacement livery slapped on the new Air Force Ones:

Not if it means coming to the shithole that is the U.S.

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The book was an overhyped mediocrity that was just a barely-reformatted Wiki list of Gen-X pop culture stapled to a thin plot and thinner characters.

Memorization and regurgitating trivia without understanding seemed to be the only level the book / movie operates on. I found it contemptible.

Air at speeds below 400 miles per hour is so nearly incompressible as to make no difference for most concerns. Unless you are feeling heat from compression, there’s negligible compression.

There was a great This American Life about 7 years back that followed a dealership trying to hit a sales goal for a month.

Can we all get together to pay for a cruise ship where all the conservative mouth pieces can get away for a few weeks? Add in the Heritage Foundation people and top Trump appointments and I think this will work out just great.

Yeah, the only comeuppance in all of this is that if Biden can remain upright and coherent until November, I’d bet my life the state flips blue, just because of the black turnout he creates that Hillary never had a prayer of getting. So at least then we can see all these dopes fill their diapers about that.

Michigan gets the triple hammer. Our rural population is mostly a bunch of super racist old white shit bags, our second largest population center (Grand Rapids) is run by Betsy Devos and her dipshit ultra conservative family/friends, and parts of Metro Detroit (looking at you Macomb County) have become so blue collar…

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

How much of this can be traced back to Hannity, Carlson or Ingraham saying something in the last week?

“but what about rap!!!” is probably the funniest response racists have to this whole thing.

*looks around at all the Confederate Battle flags in the infield and parking lot any NASCAR event*...