Sounds like you’re really tapped in.

Carli Lloyd is going to die on the field.

Wouldn’t the comparison be DBs able to just grab an arm at the right time and in the right manner to break up the play and avoid the PI call?

Okay, then stop bringing them up.

I feel sorry for your brother.

Holy shit

At least you didn’t call him a great player.

Guarantee Foles has a tiny dick and that rumor was made up to boost the confidence of the fan base.

The editor who saw Deadspin’s inept only-halfway transition back to the Leitch Era with no clear idea if it wanted to be the outsider or the insider, whose defining contribution was to take all of Marchman’s worst ideas and triple down on them, won’t be a loss.

It wasn’t even the stupidest hat worn by a QB on their way into the stadium. 

He cooled down.

They weren’t daring them to pass, they knew the Ravens couldn’t. They put 7 DBs out there to stop any chance of breaking off enough long runs to stay in the game. 

Except he legitimately made it, before the dropouts.

The fridge also gazes into you.

No, really?

I thought he’d be calling directions for a blindfolded driver. This is disappointing after that.

Motorcycles claim the life of the wrong AFC North backfield member.

How do you steal a goal that shouldn’t have been awarded?

+1 Brady TD

You don’t see measuring who can jump the farthest or run over things the quickest as being valuable?