There’s different flavors of Last Jedi haters. There’s the woman haters, the diversity haters, the woman/diversity haters, and the, um, plot-hole-perceivers. Which... I’ve said this before, as have countless other posts and blogs and YouTube videos but it’s no more “consistent” or “inconsistent” than anything that…

It’s actually about ethics in space wizard fantasy. 

Ugh! Everyone knows that a woman with wizard powers wouldn’t be able to do as many space push ups as a man with wizard powers!

Ps: jeebus, the angry comments on that EW.com story are something else. It’s not even funny anymore to see the impote rage of these dorks. It’s just depressing

I only want my stories about space wizards to make logical sense. 

That’s a yikes. If you believe all that stuff you just said, you’re terribly misinformed. It’s not up to Reggie how to design Samus, or write her story. Reggie is also not singlehandedly responsible for clearing or dismissing a new game idea. He doesn’t come up with all the game ideas and go around telling the…

If anyone insults the art style, I’mma have to cut a bitch...

LOOK

Even if you were right, which you really are not, even if, you took the most light-hearted thing in the world and shat all over it.

Acting like a total Greninja smdh

I feel like “pseudo-intellectual” is a phrase that only “pseudo-intellectuals” use. 

It’s very obvious to reasonable people that he means that the choices the writers made immediately make sense to the viewer. But feel free to continue being a dick with your willful  ignorance if that’s what floats your boat.

True fact - Isabelle is gaming’s Leslie Knope.

hahah suckers! I’m not good enough for things like “tiers” and “rankings” to matter. I can play anyone and be equally bad!

If Sakurai applied himself to literally anything else besides Smash Bros., we’d have cold fusion by now.

I don’t usually respond to dipshits, but the irony here is too good to pass up. I’m basking in the complete lack of self-awareness. 

Except that we’re a few too many years too late for the whole “leave Venezuela alone” bit. We’ve been heavily sanctioning them into poverty since 2015 with the hopes that the people would become dissatisfied and overthrow the ruling class because we were pissy about oil.

The complaints about Black Panther are right on time I see. Every other year people are crying that superhero movies should be acknowledged by the Oscars, I wonder why this one is an exception?

Nothing in your interpretation of the beginning of this incident changes the fact that a bunch of white kids surrounded and mocked an old guy who by his own account was trying to prevent violence.