The thing that confuses me about the whole Kaep situation is mentioned in this article:
“when he opted out of his contract with the 49ers.”

Nevermind; misread.

I don’t believe Kawhi Leonard ever played for the Thunder, so he certainly wasn’t their top scorer and they certainly didn’t lose him. 

Just watch the original Wicker Man (or the Nicholas Cage version if you want some goofiness) and imagine the movie is set in Sweden, it’s always day time, and everyone’s on mushrooms.

When you say “Xbox port” relative to JSR, you aren’t talking about JSRF are you? Because that’s a sequel, not a port.

Please, just take all the stars and go. 

How often did anyone see a Sony exec sitting around playing a PSP (obviously, not a Vita since they were all unaware of it)?

The problem I have with Jason’s reviews (or, at least, Xenoblade 2 and Octopath) is that he seems to go into them expecting something (Xenoblade 2 not being anything like Xenoblade, apparently; Octopath being Final Fantasy VI) and pitches a fit about them when they’re not.

I will leave this... here.

They really should just cancel the next NBA season and just give the trophy to Golden State. The NBA is a joke league that is largely pointless to watch. 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters had epically great cereals when I was a kid.

That’s my only contribution to this. Though I will be buying the Mario cereal for my 2.66 year old.

As odd a thing as it is to complain about, I really wish you hadn’t spoiled information about certain levels/boss fights in this review. Would’ve really liked to have come upon that stuff without knowing about it ahead of time. I suppose I should just not read reviews of games I’m going to buy from now on (granted, I…

I would have been pissed off if LeBron had remained in Miami and Kevin Love bailed on Minnesota to go there. If Gordan Hayward had bailed on the Jazz to go to GSW I would have been upset with him. I would be pissed off if <insert really good hockey player> left their team and went to <insert stacked team> if I watched…

I did not realize the NBA only employed one ethnic group.

Of course, your comment leads me to believe that you don’t watch any sports and are more interested in figuring out how to make this political, while grossly misunderstanding the concept of a sports league.

Counterpoint:
No, they do not.
When a recent MVP decides to run away to the team that beat him, broke the regular-season win record, and was an Andrew Bogut injury/Green-Dick-Kick away from winning a championship, what is happening now is simply the inevitable in the face of a superstar deciding to rip the heart of the…

I just hope the garbage spritnite system doesn’t tag along.

“How could Nintendo improve the items interface in a Zelda game?”

“There’s a lot of real-time in Halo Wars 2, but not much strategy. The most taxing things you’ll be asked to contemplate are which order you’ll construct buildings and when you’ll call down support powers (like ODST squads, which you can see dropping in below, and missile attacks), otherwise progression in the game…

Powers of the Primes? Clearly, Graham should be king.

It has been my primary console since it came out and, even to this day, I’d take its library over the Xbox One’s (which was only “primary” in that my cable TV was running through it for awhile; it generally only gets turned on when something new comes out or I want to watch a Blu-ray) or PS4's.