NO.

Sting like a bee. RIP.

Our midfield was comprised of Bedoya, Bradley, and Jones. Just let that sink in for a minute.

Fuck this guy.

The quality of play looks no different than an average MLS game.

Still not exciting.

Much respect to this man. He thought I was capable of circlin’ the wagons.

That won’t be the last ball he takes to the face in his life.

K. O.dor.

I hope Drake runs on the court to swat Wade attempting to make a game-winner with a few seconds left on the clock.

A message to all girls out there - keep playing hopscotch. It will come in clutch.

Is that a Bills fan?

No.

No bat boys are legit anymore after the steroid era. They’re all juicing.

Clearly a guy who only drinks America.

I was wondering how he got jacked out of his mind.

Shocked you didn’t title it: “Soccer Dude Gets Super Gnarly Knee Injury”

Holy Smokes, That Pacers Chokejob

Just put him out there at half court and let him chuck shots all game. He’ll still drop 30.

If they don’t air the new episode of The Real World tonight I’m going to be pissed.