But like, where are the games? Its just a room full of suits sitting around. Where are the arcade cabinets and why is nobody holding a videogame handheld? Where are the hands on gameplay showcases? As it is, its just a three hour long presentation of videogame trailers and occasional award speeches. 

The absolute nerve of releasing DLC when the game is still fundamentally so broken... I say this objectively, the moving rock textures, the popping in and out of wild pokemon, the slideshow style animations of NPCs 25 feet away. The dynamic battle camera that has trouble keeping either pokemon in view. The pokeballs…

“You get to live forever”
“Oh good!”
“... In Fortnite...”
“Oh no”

If I walk into someone’s house and they have a lickable TV screen, I am going to judge them and they will have forever lost my respect 

“Please for the love of god, take the $1000 and get a different car. We know you will not enjoy the Cybertruck and there is no possible way we can produce enough of these things. Elon pushed us to sell this crap and we want to save what little reputation we have left. So please, take the $1000. We cannot possibly…

They should replace the bone dry McMuffin with an english muffin that doesn’t make you feel like you just bit into the Sahara desert

Since we know it will have online and shark cards, I only hope they improve the online experience and allow players to play missions alone without having to hope the randos you paired up with don’t go AFK.
As for the campaign, I hope they continue to pursue hyper realism. And also add a full arsenal of weaponry, like…

Obviously its three birds to signify the holy trinity, meaning the main character will be Jesus.

Only discontinued item I need back in my life are the taco lunchables 

My opinion is never. I would prefer newer titles with different plot lines over a remaster. That being said, there have been some exceptions, specifically Links Awakening being one of them. It is possible to do a remaster right, but when you only remaster the same title over and over and the only difference is…

Have any game companies figured out how to let you buy a game for someone digitally? Last time I wanted to buy a game for someone’s Nintendo Switch, I had to literally buy it from their console. Wished there was a better way of giving digital games as presents 

Bulleit Bourbon is the only acceptable answer. 

Blocktube is an extension that will allow you to block any video or entire channel on youtube. Enjoy the your peace and tranquility! 

They need to remove camouflage too. Its really hard to see 

False equivalency with your supermarket scenario. It’s more like if you went in a store with a coupon for a free pizza and then tried to use it on two pizzas. Upon doing so, you realize the coupon you have can be used multiple times, so you go back and get 50 pizzas.
These people didn’t exploit a payment glitch, they…

I haven’t watched all the Chucky movies, but how can he be a ghost and be trapped inside the Good Guy doll at the same time? At least in the first movie him being trapped inside the doll was the main plot point driving him to try and transfer his soul into a human body

False, there is no bad rendition of Anarchy in the U.K.! Anyone who covers Anarchy in the U.K. is doing the world a great service

I need a video that explains every one of these. I have a lot of questions but mainly potato candy?

Think any expensive car. That’s a boomer car, because boomers care more about stock growth than they do about paying employees a fair wage

No chance the popcorn isn’t stale by the time it gets to your door.