Counterpoint: No.

I went to one of those horrible high schools where the marching band was the main attraction over the football team. You know, the kind of place where “My Spawn Plays In Bumblefuck High Marching Band” bumper stickers are all over the place. So, without reservation, I offer this analysis: Fuck marching bands. Fuck them…

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

Nah. There’s no way to present “You can live life as a decent person and then be consigned to torture for eternity because God is a vain asshole” in a non-douchey way.

Nah. If your god is all-powerful and all-loving and still damns people to eternal torture, then the cartoonist isn’t the douche, the god is.

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

So Sweden should have considered the long term impact a Quarterfinal game in the Olympics would have on the game of soccer in determining their tactics against a superior opponent?

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

According to the school’s athletic department, the clip was from a Jan. 21 game against Chattanooga, on National Hug Day. It wasn’t used until Valentine’s Day, when the UNCG promotions department tweeted it.

Mike Ditka followed this by explaining that his own father subjected him to abuse, and that the former Bears coach “thanks God every day that he did.”

You’re using Gretzky as part of supporting facts? He played 18 games for the Blues.