So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

Who wrote that tweet? Misspells “Bledsoe” even though it’s the core of the joke, and then completely misuses the parenthesis. Gotta be better than that.

One shot of vodka followed immediately by one large bite out of a Roma tomato? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

if you think a bloody mary only has 2 ingredients, you’re doing it waaaaaay wrong

Well one of them is a year or two from retirement and the other probably won’t ever be healthy enough to play again, so I’m not so sure about that.

The way the question was worded, you have to watch the last 300 games, not the next 300, and it’s one game a night regardless. So football would still be a bit longer than basketball or hockey, but it’s 300 nights no matter what.

my sources say there is an 85% chance Adam Shefter is 100% correct on this one. So, cut 100% in half. What do you get? 50%. Now double that 50%. What do you get? 100%, which is exactly how correct Adam Shefter is on this one.

In fairness, the average person breathlessly devouring this Schefter report is deeply, deeply stupid.

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

As someone who has never cared for Gervais, I feel so very vindicated right now. Now if somebody could point me to some articles about Chris Brown and Shia LaBeouf, I have some more way-after-the-fact gloating to do.

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

The club’s name is “No Dirtsides”. They were allowed to have one.

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

The summer olympics in Tokyo probably won’t have too many ice sports. The winter olympics in Beijing in 2022 are probably more likely to have ice related sports.

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

A failed run wouldn’t have ended the game;I believe they still had a TO and would have had around 20 seconds of game time.

I don’t know that Kaep would have made a difference, but after about two games of Brett Hundley it was certainly worth trying. Hundley might become a decent quarterback but his inexperience certainly showed.

Four non-winning seasons since 1992. I’d say the Packers have done just fine. They’ve won a ton of games over the last twenty-five years.