Just curious; what do you eat?

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Please tell me I’m not the only Jez commenter that understood virtually nothing in this post. It’s not my fault that I’m an old.

I would be more concerned for the Lions if Quarless was a dentist.

If the US dictated the Olympics, they would be in Chicago right now

I can totally agree that the dinosaur bones might not be put together right, it is a lot of guesswork when they aren’t found intact. But it takes a special kind of leap to go from say “You might have glued that broken glass in the wrong shape” to “I don’t believe glass exists at all. Not one little bit.”

Serious answer: Spurs could win the league.

Battling it out with West Ham for 5th.

They’re majoring in basketball. People don’t like that logic, but for the guys who are going to go pro, it’s pretty accurate.

A decent enough rant, but I doubt it’ll spawn any good memes.

Have you considered bottoming out? It makes everybody much more impressed with future mediocrity.

My favorite part of this whole Senior Week thing has been finally realizing that Ashley Feinberg is my favorite person on the Internet.

hmm

These are all ‘shopped.

Ps I’m totally amused by the two people who replied with unmitigated vitriol.

The only correct response to being told that joke wasn’t funny the first time is informing the commentor that higher altitudes affect brain chemistry to the point where repetition is more humorous, such as the altitude experienced up on your soapbox

Exactly. Every player is expected to be a ‘team’ player, until it’s time for the ‘team’ to do the same. That’s when player A get’s dumped on. Fuck that shit.

No, no, I like it the way it is. It's the unexplainable that makes it funny.

I swear, this at least made sense before the headline was changed.