Sleeper pick

“It’s a bit odd to hear criticism over what gets put into the Thames, from a collection of people who once a year purposefully dye their river an even more putrid shade of green.”

God, John Lackey is such a fucking pud.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Many Colombians find Mormon Missionary English to be incredibly grating, which is my position as well.

He must’ve thought this excuse to cross into the US was a real “Grand Slam”

At least he never made it to Denny’s.

It’s the seed that will be occupying the top seed’s attention for up to two weeks. I’d rather it be a fun team than a depressing one.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

The people paying them probably do, given that’s where the money to pay them with comes from.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Canthurtazone

“The ceiling?”

On tar paper, it’s no surprise that he’d favor UNC.

They’re mostly just jealous. Owning a roofing business is the ultimate dream for 95% of Kentucky fans.

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

Contestant: [watches video above]

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.