But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

The drawbacks are that you need a car to get anywhere, and you can’t go to the bars and clubs if you’re under 21? You realize those things are true of basically every single town and city in the US, right? I live in a tiny little podunk town, and guess what? You still need a car to get anywhere. So....those reasons…

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Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

He should have known they block all academic department calls.

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

Could’ve been worse, yes.

He uses Bing.

Searches: Most popular sex positions.

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.

I don’t think this is what Dad had in mind when he said “you gots to have a fall guy”, Duron.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

Cris Carter approves.

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.