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It’s just a regular bribe. Federal judge appointments are for life so you don’t have to dance around it.
United States District Court Judge Amos Mazzant ruled today in favor of Ezekiel Elliott, granting him a preliminary…
Good gravy.
Last Friday, former Notre Dame linebacker Douglas Randolph filed a lawsuit against Notre Dame, Brian Kelly, head…
Is this really shitty sarcasm?
On Tuesday, All Takes Matter co-host Jason Whitlock started an internet firestorm with this tweet:
Sometimes, it’s nice to think that in one of the few professional sports without gender divisions, people can…
The San Francisco Giants currently have the worst record in all of Major League Baseball, and are running Pablo…
It could be worse. He could have been a draft pick of the Jags. They’re all wasted picks. See: Blackmon, Justin; Bortles, Blake
Roberto Aguayo’s harrowing, steep spiral out of the NFL continued today, as the living embodiment of an imposter…
Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing for his six-game suspension concluded today—with the NFL’s lead investigator, Kia…
The Phillies are way ahead of the Mariners in the waiver order, as they’re terrible and the Mariners are their usual good enough to inspire enough hope to sell a few tickets but aren’t going to make the playoffs.
Reliever Juan Nicasio has been having a career-best season; in his second year with the Pirates, he’s striking out…
Former NHL player Jeremy Roenick showed his ass by tweeting this on Monday:
And also, alliterative anuses are awfully annoying
Tigers second baseman Ian Kinsler got himself ejected very quickly yesterday, after saying what appeared to be just…
Sometimes, there aren’t any good answers. Today, NFL officials announced that they had decided to suspend a player…
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Remember when the Florida Marlins won the World Series? Pepperidge Farm remembers.