He should have thrown in some casual misogyny. That would’ve made it feel more authentic.

Wow someone in the alt-right is a nut bag? No, you don’t say!

This will tell you all you need to know.

Now you know you’ve really fucked up as a GM when you make a trade with the Marlins and come out on the losing side of it.

You lost me at boxing at dignity.

But something something millennials.

It’s funny how you guys are already calling Fultz a star in the NBA, but he’s not even been drafted yet. What if he sucks in the NBA? I know he’s talented and expected to be the first overall pick, but that doesn’t mean he’s a surefire star in the league. Sorry for having to rain on your parade.

Wow Tom, not sure where you got the idea that Strickland is a scrub. He has a 1.53 ERA and a 2.86 FIP so far this season. That’s not exactly “scrub” numbers. Though I’m sure calling him a scrub fits your narrative a lot better.  

I think the’re symbolically opening their eyes to show how woke they are.

Since the invention of baseball in 1845-1846, there has been only one person (Ray Chapman) to die from being hit by a pitch. And that was back in 1891, long before the invention of batters helmets.

Damn, that was the most exciting thing I’ve seen this baseball season.

What an idiotic call by the umpire. I’d like to see him try to get out of the way of a fastball at the very last second. This is exactly why I cannot stand watching college baseball, because the umpires are so fucking inept.

Yes because Mike Pence as leader of the free world would be so much of an improvement...

Blood was gushing from his hands? Oh I didn’t know his vagina was located in his hand.

That’s what happens to you when you throw a pitch right down the middle at 85 miles per hour. Sometimes referred to as a meatball or lolly pop.

But don’t worry folks, they still cannot “afford” to pay the student-athletes.

Well by Oklahoma standards, that man is actually quite thin.

Well it looks like I just found the design for my new lower back tattoo.

But large muscular black men doing sexually suggestive dance routines is quite terrifying for the average American viewer.

So the refs don’t like the rule, the players don’t like it, the coaches don’t like it, the fans don’t like it, and the broadcasters don’t like it... So who the fuck actually likes it?