As a Stanford fan, I’m really enjoying Oregon’s downward spiral.

“Damn, I could use this guy in my cabinet.” 

So when are the coaches who were involved in the scuffle gonna get suspensions? Oh that’s right, they’re not unpaid student athletes.

I’m not seeing the resemblance.

Or post insensitive conservative memes on Twitter like Curt Schilling did. Though I don’t think Musburger knows what Twitter is, or even a computer for that matter.

I think “Jess” is under 50 tho. Just saying.

Can Brett Musburger seriously just go away. The guy is senile as fuck, and has no business being part of a national broadcast of any sort. I think it is time for him to get shut away in the old folks home

Well the Broncos were proverbially snatching the Raiders’ chains all game long. Twas a chain snatching for the ages.  

Miss me yet?

Based on numerous nacho experiences of my own, I can safely say nachos take roughly 1 to 1.5 minutes to cook in a microwave. So your statement is both funny and true. Well played.

Matt McGloin possibly.

You know the coach is in over his head when he thinks E.J. Manuel gives the team a better chance to win than Tyrod Taylor does.

Did Brian Windhorst secretly write this article?

Well eye witness testimony has been shown to be notoriously unreliable. Not saying Hernandez did not do the shooting, but just take it with a grain of salt.

I bought a real Christmas tree because my woman told me to... I just do what I’m told.

Sucks to see Cam take a hit like that. However it looks like Murphy started his tackling motion before Newton began to slide... Not sure how you can justifiably penalize Murphy in that situation.

No it wouldn’t being a roughing the passer call... Roughing the passer only applies to a QB who’s trying to throw the ball. Newton took off running so roughing the passer doesn’t apply to that situation.

So it took them 4 fucking seasons to figure out Bradley was in over his head? Any other team in the league would have fired his ass after 2 seasons, but it’s the Jags so losing is kinda acceptable I guess.  

The name of the bowl game is kinda misleading in that case. Just saying.

Maybe this just an attempt to avoid playing in the shitty Holiday Bowl, since it is a meaningless bowl game. In which case I fully support the players’ protest.